SKY CASTLE STABLES

“He comes from a land down under, where beer does flow and men chunder”

I’m not sure what chunder means down there but where I come from it means ‘to talk a lot’.  This pretty much sums up most Australian blokes I’ve met - they talk a good game but don’t often play it as well as they’d like you to believe ;-) This is where Frank sets himself apart from his countrymen…

“He comes from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder”

And plunder he does.  With nearly £50,000 in earnings to his name so far I’m sure the beer flows regularly too…unless he’s really tight of course.  Could be, who knows?  Anyway it’s clear to all at VC Towers that this guy knows his stuff.  When not playing with his didgeridoo, wrestling crocodiles or getting into a series of adventures with a Kangaroo named Skippy, Frank can be found studying the Raceclubs form for hours on end.  This has made him one of the shrewdest owners around. 

It’s comes as no surprise that he has already amassed 7 finals wins in his time as an owner with surely more to follow in the future, if only through sheer weight of numbers.  With more horses than I can count (more than 10…20 with my socks and shoes off) it’s clear that Frank believes when it comes to Raceclubs at least, size does matter.  Well either that or he’s REALLY trying to compensate for something…

Frank also writes a mean race review.  Why he should be so nasty all of the time I just don’t know…Ho ho ho…it’s the way I tell em.  Obviously I don’t mean MEAN, I mean mean.  I feel dizzy now.  What was I talking about again? Oh yeah his race reviews.  Well they’re quite good so give them a read if you haven’t already.

Above all, Frank is a good bloke and a top trainer and hopefully has a good sense of humour or we’ll no doubt be hearing from his lawyers very soon.


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